The Wily Germans Are Up To Their Old Tricks!!
The gall of some people. In response to the spiraling costs of various multi-billion dollar spending packages, German Chancelor Angela Merkel has declared that Germany "should not fall into a race of billions (of euros)" for risky if often ineffectual stimuli packages. Just where the fuck does this kraut get off exactly? Without Germany's billions, parasitic countries like Greece, Spain, Italy, Ireland, Iceland, Scotland, Wales and Portugal are shit out of luck!
Listen up, Fraulein--now is not the time to step on your neighbors' necks with your financial jackboots. For once, the rest of Europe is hoping you'll lift them up rather than decimate their cities and cleanse their ethnic minorities. If Britain, France or the Benelux countries wish to engage you in a game of fiscal chicken, you'll comply like the good little Dieters you are, richtig? I guess that little war some 63 years ago didn't teach you a goddamn thing. You're worse than Hitler!!!
Just because your the world's leading exporter doesn't mean you shouldn't lower yourself to the same stultifying level as the rest of the supposed 'first world'. What--do you think that producing what are arguably the best mass-produced automobiles, superior industrial implements, superlative cameras, heavenly beer and high grade chemicals will sustain you over the long haul? The world is changing fast so you better get on board the Credit Default Swap Express or get left behind. We're all mortgage backed security brokers now, bitch!! The dumb slut also had this to say:
"We could also from time to time reflect on the fact that we can also achieve something without money," Merkel said, citing cutting back on red tape so that European funding could be released more quickly.
The nerve of this woman!! Everyone knows that the Paulson doctrine is in vogue right now. Go with the flow and put generations of unborn Germans deeply in debt so that American real estate fraudsters can have stainless steel appliances. Passing the buck isn't just for Americans anymore.
